If I'm ever a teacher
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
(Source: kathy-selden)
4 hours ago - 
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27130 One day I'll tell my grandchildren that I survived the end of the world 5 times
(Source: meninovshomem)
1 day ago - 101168
101168 
Naps.
expectations: I’m just going to take a quick power nap and I’ll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
(Source: rebelhooker)
2 weeks ago - 88482
88482 
Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I’ll name her Sara.
Doctor: I’m sorry, but that name’s already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
(Source: yanilavigne)
2 weeks ago - 39458
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